我的妈呀

我的妈呀！我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了我胖了！！！！！

好多条牛仔裤和牛仔裙都穿不下！！！ ＝口＝｜｜｜

沮丧。。。

想念

心很痛的时候，就甩甩头
忘掉痛楚，忘掉没路用的无赖
不用大家可怜我，我也不可怜我自己
大声向天呐喊，终有一天，我的另一半会出现
在那之前，请容许让你的影子在我心中
继续造乱作孽
再把我更伤痕累累
让我眼泪流出来的是血
心脏碰撞，让我以为它还在
再跳，再继续碰撞
直到我失忆的那一天
心一样都会如此地继续流血

很讨厌上班的原因1

你可不可以不要和我每天撞衣服的颜色？？？？！

一想到去公司就“不小心”看到你跟我穿同样颜色衣服，我就会想呕！！！
还让周遭的人说我们穿情侣装！！！！更呕！！！！！

不要逼我有一天拿刀砍死你！！！！！！

人生授课1

所谓的马屁，是要放出来的时候，接受的人闻香而旁边的人掩鼻；
所谓的蛇舌，是尽所能的把舌头有多长拉多长，有多卷就卷，暗喻中回答了对方的提问。


今天学到这些，希望别再当白老鼠了。

生活故事11

一个人吃饭，一个人逛街，一个人看戏，才知道原来如此寂寞。。。
生活沉闷，呃不出什么有意思的生活小故事了。。。
发现我所看上的帅哥们，其他人早已看上。。。
看着那售货员慌乱地用不熟悉的英文跟我沟通，我才知道我样貌如此不像华人。。。妈的。
青女：即使全世界的人都抛弃他，我不会，爱情不会。。。
花了一天的时间把庭下载的电影全都看了一偏，可想像我多烦闷。。。
宝贝最近越来越可爱，会睡觉前用双前脚檫檫眼睛呢。。。

婉曰8

拖着一包月光碎片的萤火虫，反而失去了回家的方向。

生活故事10

妈的，请你不要随随便便就摸我肩膀好吗？真的很想一拳打死你！
生活渐渐上轨道，却不能找到随时陪我逛街看戏的人。。。
七月到了，万事请小心，步步为营，少出夜街。。。
约定依然一样，无论发生什么事，你开心就好。。。
仿佛很多心事，唯有挖心脏出来，才能看清一切。。。
无谓的事不必多想，没必要把自己塞进死葫芦。。。
目前紧急金库生活依然协怡，等你来给它生活来点水深火热吧。。。 XD

婉曰7

每个人不一定是坏人，但，好人可不是每一个人。。。

Dog's Heaven

昨晚Max忽泻忽呕，至今早亦是如此。
今早出门时，忽然看到铁门外有一只白色黑斑点的狗，身型细长，尾巴稍卷，毛长。当我跑出去看它时，狗已不见踪影。

随后我在公司一直放心不下Max，一瞬间脑袋闪过Dog's Heaven情节，而今早所见到的狗，竟跟戏里的天使狗一样！忐忑不安，我联络家里的Housemate帮忙看顾，幸好Max后来没大碍。

这次的教训：看太多戏不是一件好事。

婉曰6

不可能的事之一，是袋鼠跳去中国大陆找仙丹。。。

生活故事9

Max是我的了。。。
其实很辛苦，其实很难过，全部都塞在心里，想哭却哭不出。。。
终于，知道一见钟情的滋味了，心脏扑咚扑咚地跳真美妙，第一次这么想认识一个人，却不知怎么开口。。。
体会逐渐年老的心情，体力不支又间断性丧失记忆力，“真不如年轻啊。。。” （茶）
好怕好怕，若因为帮助别人而得水痘，我该怎么安慰自己？
希望你快点回来马来西亚，希望可以一起聊天看漫画，及逛街！！！！
唉，真的好想认识他哦。。。磁性的嗓音。。。“电”死我了。。。怎么办怎么办。。。

LAST NIGHT - Puff Daddy vs Keyshia Cole

[Diddy:]
Last night,
I couldn't even get an answer.
Tried to call,
but my pride wouldn't let me dial.
And I'm sitting here,
with this blank expression.
And the way I feel,
I wanna curl up like a child.

I know you can hear me
I know you can feel me
I can't live without you
God please make me better
I wish I wasn't the way I am

[Keyshia:]
If I told you once, I told you twice,
you can see it in my eyes.
I'm all cried out,
with nothing to say.
You're everything I wanted to be.
If you could only see,
your heart belongs to me.
I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch.
Come and set me free,
forever yours I'll be,
baby won't you come and take this pain awayyyyy.

[Diddy:]
Last night,
I couldn't even get an answer.
Tried to call,
but my pride wouldn't let me dial.
And I'm sitting here,
with this blank expression.
And the way I feel,
I wanna curl up like a child.

[Keyshia:]
I need you,
and you need me.
This is so plain to see,
and I will never let you go and,
I will always love you so.
I will...
If you could only see,
your heart belongs to me.
I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch.
Come and set me free,
forever yours I'll be,
baby won't you come and take this pain awayyyyy.

[Diddy:]
Last night,
I couldn't even get an answer.
Tried to call,
but my pride wouldn't let me dial.
And I'm sitting here,
with this blank expression.
And the way I feel,
I wanna curl up like a child.

[Diddy:]
Tell me the words to say,
to make you come back,
and work me like that.
And if it matters I'll rather stay home,
with you I'm never alone.
Don't want to wait till you're gone,
let me be, just don't leave me.

[Diddy:]
Last night,
I couldn't even get an answer.
Tried to call,
but my pride wouldn't let me dial.
And I'm sitting here,
with this blank expression.
And the way I feel,
I wanna curl up like a child.

[Keyshia:]
I need you,
and you need me.
This is so plain to see,
and I will never let you go and,
I will always love you so.
I will...
If you could only see,
your heart belongs to me.
I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch.
Come and set me free,
forever yours I'll be,
baby won't you come and take my pain awayyyyy.

[Diddy:]
Last night,
I couldn't even get an answer.
Tried to call,
but my pride wouldn't let me dial.
And I'm sitting here,
with this blank expression.
And the way I feel,
I wanna curl up like a child.

[Keyshia:]
I'm so alone I'm soooo lonelyyyyy,

Why don't you pick the phone,
and dial up my number,
and call me a baby,
I'm waiting on you.

Why don't you pick the phone,
and dial up my number,
just call me a baby,
I'm waiting on you.

[Phone dialing and ringing]

[Diddy:]
Hello
Hey waz-up
I've been tryin' to reach you all night
That shit ain't funny not picking up the mutha fucking phone
Better stop fucking playing with a nigga's feelings like that
You know how much I love you though right?
But for them couple of seconds though,
When I couldn't get in touch with you.
I'm ready to come over your house and shoot that mutha fucker up
You better fucking not be there when I get over that house
[laughing]
That's really how it goes down right?

婉曰5

半夜，猴子在湖边捞月亮，却捞到零零碎碎的星光。。。

婉曰4

下雨的时候，在海边生蛋的海龟，脸上流的是泪水还是雨水。。。

大便似的爱情

爱情就像大便一样，它要来你挡也挡不住。。。

婉曰3

满心期待的苹果派掉在地上，别哭，蚂蚁会把它吃光。。。

自我

不会，再让你影响我的情绪。
不要，你阻碍我寻找我的快乐。

我要更坚强，以后在你面前时，将是发自内心微笑的我。

婉曰2

有时，把心脏挖出来晾在太阳下，或许微笑就会回家来。。。

婉曰1

把鸡蛋打在碗中，只有黄和白，看似相融却又分开。。。